Usually when Martha Stewart tackles a roast, she has a Yorkshire pudding to go with it. At the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber (you can watch the whole thing here) , she may not have had to preheat the oven, but the results were just as juicy. Though up against professional potty-mouths such as Snoop Dogg, Kevin Hart and Jeff Ross, the 73-year-old Queen Stewart proved herself the baddest B on the dais. Here are four reasons why:
1. She has the grace of a pre-Fergie royal family member
Even in the face of the kind of jokes we didn’t think you could get away with in a post-Joan Rivers world (Kevin Hart asked her to put her ankle bracelet on vibrate), Stewart laughed pleasantly as if she was a guest at dinner in a Jane Austen novel.
2. The only thing soft about her are her sheets
3. Speaking of her sheets, she managed to work a plug in
4. She’s an enthusiastic mentor
Freak in the bedroom?
Watch the entire Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber right now on The Comedy Network.