Ever kissed a spoon instead of, you know, putting it in your mouth? Had a tape measure viciously attack you? Destroyed an egg in every way imaginably? No, because you’re a human being who knows how to function in society. But, people in infomercials, well, they’re another story. They must live the worst lives because they have no idea how to complete even the most basic of tasks. Take a look. We dare you not to laugh.
The aforementioned spoon kissing:
And tape measure attack:
And, of course, the poor eggs:
Laundry is hard when your maid goes on vacay:
No wonder this chick’s sandwiches look like crap:
Unnecessary wastage of perfectly good pasta sauce:
How ’bout you put down the drink, dude?
Using your bare hands on the BBQ is unsafe. Who knew?
That moment when you accidentally pour the correct amount of pop:
This kid needs to lay off the ketchup:
Dude, it’s literally a cabbage
Now this is one dysfunctional family:
What did the turkey do to her?
Are you for serious?
He’s a butcher. A cruel, stupid butcher:
Might as well drive a dirty car, dude:
What’s the correct way to eat a hot dog? It’s not this:
You actually have to hold things or they’ll fall? OMG!
When pudding cups fight back:
So now people don’t even know how to use knives:
Or eat a taco without squeezing it too hard:
Who has this many tupperware containers?!
And that’s a wrap, Bobby:
So, what’s your favourite infomercial fail? Sound off in the comments below.