If you have a strong penchant for big budget, plot-less music videos , we’re about to make your day!
Canadian hip hop superstar Drake just released a new video for his catchy tune “Hotline,” and it literally contains five minutes of sleek, well-shot nothingness.
After a short intro that takes place in an all-female, denim-clad call centre…
…the rest of the video just features Drizzy in a variety of colourful rooms dancing like no one is watching.
First nothing happens in the yellow box room.
Then nothing happens in the pink room.
Then nothing happens in the blue room…unless you count Drake’s Egyptian-inspired dance moves.
Then nothing happens in the blue and pink room…but he’s wearing a turtleneck.
He eventually moves to a big staircase. But nothing happens.
Then he’s joined by a some female dancers…
…but still…nothing happens.
And it just goes on like this.
The crazy thing is, we totally dig it!
Watch Drake’s “Hotline” in its glorious, plot-less entirety above. Your gonna love his moves.
And heck, the video has already inspired a potential sitcom!
— Picasso (@OfficialJlover) October 20, 2015
Which, y’know, we’d totally watch. Because Drake.