Indian parents climbed a school wall to help their kids cheat on an exam
Now that’s setting a good example! Relatives of 10th grade students in India literally climbed the wall of a school building—like Spiderman—to perch precariously from windows of classrooms as they handed cheat sheets to the children writing tests inside. The images, which went viral on Thursday, show police officers standing helplessly at the bottom. More than 600 students were expelled as a result.
Man Steals Back Xmas Gift He Gave To Neighbors: Cops
This guy doesn’t re-gift, he de-gifts. A Minnesota man who gave his neighbours knives for Christmas allegedly broke into their home to take them back because the recipient “did not appreciate it.” The incident began when Joseph Guercio visited the house next door to complain that his neighbour was not “using the knives in the way they had agreed for her to use them” (because there was an agreement, apparently). When the neighbour said she would get the knives and then closed the door, Guercio allegedly jammed it with his foot, shoved his way in, and took his gift back. Guercio could face 10 years in prison and $20,000 in fines, if convicted.
Man posts smiling selfie after getting SHOT in shoulder by rampaging gunman
Catering student Ryan Martinez was caught in the four-hour rampage that left one person dead and five others injured in Arizona on Wednesday. Martinez says that the suspect in the attack, Ryan Giroux, approached him, demanding he hand over his car. “Of course I said no, and next was him pulling out a gun and cocking it,” Martinez wrote. Luckily, he’s expected to make a full recovery. As for Giroux? He’s facing 23 criminal counts including murder, attempted murder and carjacking.
— Yihyun Jeong (@yihyun_jeong) March 19, 2015
Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again
As the author of this article writes, the passenger’s butt “is essentially a terrorist.” A flight from Heathrow to Dubai had to turn back around just 30 minutes into its seven-hour journey because a stench coming from one of the bathrooms became too much to bear. There’s no mention of anything being wrong with the toilets in the article, leading one to believe that this was quite a magnificent crap to behold. The flight was rescheduled for the next day, and all the passengers were provided overnight hotel accommodations.
Darth Vader Robs North Carolina Bank
Running a Sith empire ain’t cheap, OK? A thief dressed in a Darth Vader costume walked into a bank and robbed it at gunpoint, making off with an undisclosed amount of cash. The masked robber must’ve defaulted on payments for his TIE fighter though, because he ended up taking off in a Chevy Suburban SUV instead. He’s still at large.