Celebrity love triangles are the kind of gossipy goodness that doesn’t come as often as we’d like. But a royal love triangle is a whole different kind of awesomeness. And when it involves our favourite ginger prince? Things. Just. Got. Interesting.
Ever since Will and Kate got hitched, royal watchers have been surveying the situation and wondering when Prince Harry would be next. And now that he’s 31 isn’t it convenient that the latest story about Harry involves him being trapped between a hot rock (ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy) and a sexy hard place (ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas)?
Harry and Chelsy dated on and off between 2004 and 2010 but there are reports that they are back on, in a casual kind of way. Davy is said to have visited Harry in Africa last month and their reunion was of the sexy kind.
But there are reports that his most recent ex, Bonas (whom he was with, also on and off, hmm, from 2012 to 2014), is also interested in getting back together.
People mag claims Harry and Cressie are just friends so it looks like Chelsy might be our girl. Look, it’s not like Prince Harry is going to come riding in on his polo horse and sweep one of us off our feet, so if he gets back with either Cressie or Chelsy, that’ll be enough to satisfy our royal cravings. But we’d like more. Like, Harry and Chelsy realizing they’re each other’s lobsters. Then the lobsters get married. Then they have a little lobster baby. And another. And they become the most fun and sexy and messy little royal lobster family ever.