OMG you guys! Is that a baby bump under Leonardo DiCaprio’s T-shirt? Should we be preparing ourselves for the arrival of little Leo Jr.? And what about a wedding? Will DiCaprio want to tie the knot before his kid is born or will he wait until after (when his post-baby bikini body is back to where it was before the pregnancy)? We’ve got so many questions! Alas, Leo’s rep is remaining tight-lipped. We’ll just have to speculate (wildly, of course).
It’s nice to know that even though he’s expecting, the Wolf of Wall Street star is still flaunting his cute summer style. The Daily Mail spotted him out and about in Miami in a chic, white towel-and-tee combo accessorized by aviator sunglasses and a stylish gold necklace. He was also sporting a thick beard (to conceal his fuller face — a telltale sign of pregnancy). As for the smoking, he’ll probably switch to an e-cigarette once he enters his second trimester.
Leo isn’t the only one expecting in 2014. When it comes to deciding which Mommies Club to join in a few months, he’ll have plenty of choice:
And isn’t Jennifer Aniston still expecting those twins from 2012?
Oh. Oh no… Well this is awkward… we should have done some research ahead of time — apparently it’s highly unlikely that Leo is pregnant (he is, after all, a genetic male). Guess he’s just put on some weight. It has been awhile since the last time the actor was photographed leaving pilates. And then there was that nasty rumour floating around that he actually paid a designer to claim that his last Grammy dress was a teensy-tiny sample size when his booty is at least a size 8.
Ah-ha! So it’s a weight gain cover-up we’re dealing with here. We can’t wait to find out which diet (Paleo? Atkins? Cabbage soup? Dancing like no one’s watching?) Leo uses to shed those extra lbs! With any luck, he’ll make this illustrious list next year. We’re rooting for you, Leo!