OMFG DROP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. Even the peppermint hot choco something something you’re sipping while listening to 1989 AGAIN.
But srsly, get to a quiet place & watch this right now.
It’s called “Text Me Merry Christmas” and it’s about how all we want this year is a text from our crush and — wait, is that Frozen‘s Veronica Mars Kristen Bell singing with an acapella group? — it’s going to #breaktheinternet more than Kim Kardashian’s butt ever could with its modern day holiday real talk. LMAO.
Anyhoooo, “Text Me Merry Christmas” is totes more adorbs than T. Swift totes owning up to her cray-cray and making puns on her ex-bfs’ names. It’s literally going to make you wanna text, Facebook, tweet and Snapchat everyone you know screenshots immediately after with captions like #ThinkingOfYou or #RealLife.
Or maybs you’ll go the gif approach, sending a link with one of these gems, which are like a PERF summary of how it really makes you feel.
Or mayhaps you’ll just spend your gift wrapping time turning select sections of the vid — ya know, the naughtier, not nice ones — seen below, into your new phone background, hoping that hottie standing under the mistletoe will see it and send you something like “*takes hint*”! ; )
And then when he/she/they finally respond like the guy does in the video and you’re all <3 <3 <3 <3….
….you feel like sending a link to your ol’ Mariah Carey-sung Christmas jam. But then you realize you’ve already found the song for the job. And it’s the one that got you here in the first place.
And since this is all going down as you’re attempting to attend some terrible holiday party with your family, your mom is, OF COURSE, like:
And you LOL to yourself cause your new favourite holiday song has become real life and it’s better than a Frozen sing-a-long party.
#Sorry #NotSorry, Kristen Bell.