That ’70s Show fans everywhere are celebrating
For those who were shocked Jackie and Kelso didn’t end up together (Hyde, maybe, but Fez?!), here’s proof that dreams do come true and storylines can be changed — in real life, at least: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are officially married!
It was a small, private ceremony at The Secret Garden at Parrish Ranch, Us Weekly reports.
The couple first met on the set of their series (where he was her first kiss) but didn’t begin dating until 2011. They got engaged in February 2014 and welcomed daughter Wyatt last October.
In W magazine’s August 2014 issue, Kunis said, “I never wanted to get married. From the age of 12, I prepared my parents for no marriage. Then things changed — I found the love of my life. Now my theory on weddings is: Don’t invite anyone. Do it privately and secretly. My parents are okay with that… We all get movie-star crushes. I’m marrying mine.”
Aw… Congrats to the Kutchers!
The Afflecks are going to follow Gwyneth and Chris’ “conscious uncoupling” model
The bad news: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are still getting divorced. The good news: They plan to do it amicably, even living on the same property, so their children remain as unaffected as possible. Ben and Jen even took their kids to the Bahamas last week, which sounds a lot like something Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would do.
In fact, they want to handle their situation much like Ben’s ex has, a source told Us Weekly. “They are going to try and model their divorce like Gwyneth and Chris. They feel like they have to be mature adults for their children’s sake and that they will figure out the healthiest way to co-parent. They want the kids lives to stay the same and to not have to change just because they aren’t going to be married anymore.”
Let’s not give Goop too much credit here. People divorce amicably every day; she and Chris aren’t the first to do so nor will they be the last. And we would expect nothing less from Ben and Jen. If anything, their divorce was carefully planned and executed, not only for their kids, but for their images too. This seems more like self-conscious uncoupling, no?
Scott Disick is probably hooking up with his ex-girlfriend
Kourtney Kardashian‘s longtime boyfriend made all kinds of headlines this weekend after he was spotted several times getting close with his ex-girlfriend. Like, way too close (him rubbing her back, the two sharing a poolside lounge chair, feeding each other). All while Kourt was at home with their three kids. Anyone else thinks he deserves a shot in the
A source claims he’s “in a classic shame spiral right now,” “not seeing things clearly,” knows he’s screwing up and will have to own up to his actions once he gets back home. Which, um, YEAH. But others believe that he knows he has cameras following his every move so could this actually be for a KUWTK storyline? Good grief, we hope not. But at the same time, we wouldn’t put it past them.
Dave Grohl is a real man
Not even a broken leg can keep the Foo Fighters frontman off the stage. On Saturday, Grohl and his purple cast joined his band at their Fourth of July concert in Washington, D.C., which marked the group’s first performance since he suffered his injury and underwent surgery.
Grohl sang and played his guitar while sitting on a massive, Game of Thrones-like throne, fit for a rock king. Sorry, Kanye.
— Foo Fighters (@foofighters) July 5, 2015
The couple that cooks together better stay together
Calvin Harris‘ first Instagram of Taylor Swift is as perfect as the two of them.
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This just proves that Cal and Tay’s relationship is way cuter than yours. But instead of hating on them for it, we can’t help but love them all the more.