Yep, we are officially dead. If you aren’t under your desk, in a ball, whimpering for your mommy, then this shot of Jared Leto as the Joker that Suicide Squad director David Ayer posted to Twitter on Friday will do it. Sorry.
— David Ayer (@DavidAyerMovies) April 25, 2015
We can’t wait to see how this whole movie turns out.
One Direction fans can rest easy
Stephen Hawking weighed in on Zayn Malik‘s departure from 1D by giving all Directioners the hope they have been longing to hear: Zayn is still in the band. Unfortunately it’s in another universe.
A 3D hologram of Hawking was beamed into the Sydney Opera House Saturday to discuss the mysteries of the universe, his ALS diagnosis and the future of our planet. But then one audience member posed the all-important query: “What do you think is the cosmological effect of Zayn leaving One Direction and consequently breaking the hearts of millions of teenage girls across the world?” And Hawking’s response was perfection.
“Finally, a question about something important. My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay close attention to the study of theoretical physics. Because one day there may well be proof of multiple universes. It would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside of our own universe lies another different universe — and in that universe, Zayn is still in One Direction.”
He added, for good measure: “This girl may like to know that in another possible universe, she and Zayn are happily married.”
Brad Pitt explains why his face is all mashed up
Just like you’re not supposed to wear Crocs on escalators or ever, Pitt has a warning: don’t wear flip-flops if you’re going up stairs, carrying a bunch of things and in the dark. Because you can wind up with a wicked bruise on your face. Or what Brad calls “road rash.” Hey, it’s better than Angelina going all Mrs. Smith on him.
Britney is all about the love
A couple who met in December 2013, on the opening night of Spears’ “Piece of Me” Vegas show, returned to Planet Hollywood on Friday to marry one another. But what’s best is Britney sending David Krawsek and Woody Arenas a video message:
“Hi, David and Woody. I’m so excited to have you back at my show where the two of you met on the first night on opening night in 2013. I’m honored to be a part of your love story. Congratulations and all the best for an amazing life together.”
According to Mashable, Britney also autographed the newlyweds’ marriage certificate during their backstage meet-and-greet before her 90-minute show. Their wedding day, April 24, also marks the couple’s one-year anniversary since they started their long-distance relationship. Love, and Brit, truly makes the world go ’round.
The Nerd Prom brings out Obama’s hilarious side
Officially known as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, D.C.’s Nerd Prom went down on Saturday and for the seventh straight year, President Obama made it THE event to be at.
Throw in SNL alum Cecily Strong and Key & Peele star Keegan-Michael Key and hilarity ensued. Our favourite Cecily joke? “Let’s give it up for the Secret Service, they’re the only law enforcement organization in the country that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.”
Key killed it when he brought a Key & Peele bit to the stage where he plays Luther, Obama’s “anger translator,” saying all the harsh things Obama can’t say. Amazing.
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 26, 2015