If you thought your dreams were crushed when Jessica Biel wed heartthrob Justin Timberlake, you’re not going to like the newly acquired information we’re about to report to you.
Jessica is having Justin’s baby. It’s official, folks.
It’s okay. You can cry a river, just like countless other women are doing at this very minute.
Rumours have been abound for weeks. Timberlake’s highly suspicious Instagram photo of them sitting on a bench with their backs to the camera and a suspiciously cryptic message didn’t help things either.
Now, US Weekly has confirmed what every
body woman has feared: The famous couple are expecting their first Timberbaby. Sigh.
Congrats to the two of them, we guess. Their kid is bound to be one talented tyke.