Any guesses on who the new butt of Jordache belongs to? We know it’s nice, but who is it?

Here are some hints:

1. She’s got Big appeal.
2. We don’t know how she does it. (Get that fantastic butt, that is.)
3. We’re probably getting a bit carried away.
4. She loathes Post-Its.
5. Bueller?
6. Shoes
7. Shoes
8. Shoes
9. New York City
10. Bueller?
11. Sex, both had and written about.
12. Okay, enough clues. The new butt of Jordache is…

Sarah Jessica Parker! What a woman. She looks incredible, and if that butt doesn’t sell those jeans, then who the heck knows what will? Wow. We were totally surprised, too.