Our boy Justin Bieber covers the April issue of Men’s Health and he wants us all to know that it’s time for him to grow up. (No, really, it says so right on the cover.)
We should have seen this coming. After all, he’s been
rubbing it in our faces dropping hints for months now. Consider the evidence:
Exhibit A: He has man parts
Exhibit B: He can grow a ‘stache like Tom Selleck
Okay, it’s more Depp than Selleck, but it still sends a clear message: Testosterone at work here, ladies.
Exhibit C: He has manly-man crushes on other manly men
Exhibit D: He can take a joke…like a man
Guess we’ll see on March 30th (10 p.m. ET on Comedy) just how well the Biebs handles it.
For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me. They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 20, 2015
Exhibit E: Anyone can play drums, but real men do it shirtless
Exhibit F: He understands how the world works
For example, he is fully aware that if Kanye West is smiling, don’t waste your energy, because no one will even notice your smile. Wise.
Exhibit G: He can do man push-ups
For those of us who can only do the lady kind, respect.
Exhibit H: He’s not afraid to show his emotions
Exhibit I: He has his own plane
You know who doesn’t have their own plane? Little boys.
Message received, li’l Biebs – er, Mr. Bieber. Message received.