Ahh, there’s nothing like waking up to Justin Bieber‘s butt. If you follow the Biebs on Twitter or Instagram, then this is the treat that greeted you this morning. Or sent you into a dream tailspin last night, depending on what time you went to bed. Either way, hello, Bieber’s butt.
Justin is on vacation with a bunch of his friends, was on a boat in Bora Bora, but blardy, blardy, blar, no one cares. Because he’s completely naked. Like, buck. Or is it butt? Again, who cares? Bieber’s NAKED.
It’s a sight only a precious few have seen — his parents, his grandma, Selena Gomez, all his friends, his poor bodyguards, some Victoria’s Secret models — but just take it all in. All those tattoos, the coarse leg hair, the back of his new-ish ‘do… but it’s his behind that mesmerizes because it’s just like a baby’s. Sorry, but you won’t be unseeing this anytime soon. As for what he’s looking at, it could be the beautiful island he’s approaching. Or perhaps Selena’s over yonder, pointing and posing in the exact same way. But again, NO ONE CARES.
#BieberButt Bieber wasn’t naked the entire time. He did manage to find a hotel robe and parade around in that.
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He even gave us a little peek — a tease, if you will — at his goods from the front.
But it’s the backside that got Twitter in a tizzy.
— Nikki loves You (@nikkialways99) July 7, 2015
— Timothy Jacquez (@TimothyJacquez) July 7, 2015
In all honesty though: that guy has balls. No pun intended. #Bieberbutt
— Martin Kydd (@martinkydd) July 7, 2015
Ok so #bieberbutt isn’t like a 10/10 or anything, but I can’t honestly say I’d kick him out of bed. And I’m not ashamed to admit that.
— Lawrence (@LMortensen) July 7, 2015
tbh I’d rather see #BieberButt than the usual parachute crotch pants he wears.
— Kristen Wasko (@kwask0) July 7, 2015
— Jessica (@Coeurs_Noirs) July 7, 2015
Yes, our lives are complete now. (Where is that sarcasm font when you need it?)