Justin Bieber's wedding tuxedo choices will make you cringe
Oh, boy.
September 27, 2019 1:23 p.m. EST
October 1, 2019 11:52 a.m. EST
Justin and Hailey Bieber are reportedly getting married on Monday, but leave it to the groom to be still-undecided on his choice of formalwear. Thankfully he'll forego the casualness of his Drew House line and actually get gussied up. Unfortunately, it's not the kind of gussied up you were hoping for.We all know Biebs cleans up pretty good but, does he? The singer took to Instagram to ask fans (and anyone who happens to be perusing his account) to assist him with choosing a tuxedo for his wedding. But rather than go the traditional route, Bieber was up to his usual shenanigans and opted for pure jokes instead. He narrowed it down to five and if you were hoping for some dapper options to select from, you're mistaken. This is a Canadian boy at heart, who clearly has been watching way too much Coach's Corner.The contenders include a Pepto-pink number complete with shiny lapels, matching top hat and ruffled shirt. The second is a rainbow-striped tux that only a leprechaun who loves magically delicious things could love. The third appears to be a slim-fitting shorts romper but, hey, at least it's black and white. It's also going to be hot over the next few days so it works, plus it got the seal of approval from Hailey, who commented, "I like the last one personally."Just when you thought that was it, he added two more challengers at the last minute. A teal number with a fruit print that's simply bananas, and a white suit that looks either like red paint splatter or something out of a scene from Dexter. Basically, it's a cross between anything Don Cherry has ever put on and Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. No, really.
First Crocs, now this. Oh, Biebs, our eyes can only take so much. While Justin was fake shopping for potential wedding outfits, Hailey was recovering from her star-studded bachelorette.The Biebers tied the knot in a Manhattan courthouse last year. This time around, they're planning on a more traditional affair with family and friends. Justin and Hailey dated briefly in late-2015 but reconciled in May 2018. Going forward, let's hope she picks out his future ensembles because the prankster simply can't be trusted.
