Pop star Katy Perry released a line of festively creepy onesies in collaboration with the clothing line Belovd, just in time for Christmas and just too late for Halloween. Shame, because they’re downright scary.
There’s an option for everyone to get dressed up like a member of Santa’s workshop of mutant holiday characters, with sizes for men, women and children. The front of the hoodie that zips up is made from mesh, allowing you to easily see the look of horror and confusion on the faces of your loved ones.
Ms. Perry claims they’re cozy and great to sleep in, but we’re not sure we’ll be able to sleep a wink…you know, on account of the nightmares. All we can see is those cold dead eyes staring at us.
Seriously, this is the creepiest Christmas related thing we’ve seen since The Nightmare Before Christmas. We’ll take two.