Easter’s around the corner, which means we’ll soon spend an entire long weekend stuffing our faces with all sorts of sins, from cream-filled eggs to marshmallow chicks. But there’s only so much of the chocolate-giving Bunny’s bounty we can stomach. Thankfully, some hungry stars filled us with food inspo this week, reminding us that there’s more to put in our mouths than an entire bag of Cadbury eggs.
Like Kendall Jenner, who rolled through a drive-thru joint in Los Angeles and ordered herself a tasty snack wrapped in red and white-checkered paper. Classic. We’re not sure if it’s a burger, a bánh mì or a hoagie, but either way, the model’s facial expression makes us wonder if they got her order wrong.
Meanwhile, over in Chris Pratt’s hilarious Instagram world, he’s been using the hashtag #WHATSMYSNACK to let his fans and followers know just what he’s putting in his mouth. We also occasionally subscribe to his philosophy of “eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is. Cause no dimples. No rolls, Just cut ass butt cheeks.” Seriously, who knew watching Pratt snack would be so rewarding.
Seemingly not on the Chris Pratt diet is Gwyneth Paltrow who’s eating her way around Spain. The star is currently in Barcelona, and has dined at at least three world-class restaurants from what we can tell from Insta. We now know what fresh pea soup with shaved truffle looks like, and we NEED to try it.
Also enjoying some tasty treats this week were Hugh Jackman, who was awarded his very own gelato flavour “Hugh Chocoman” from Australia’s Gelatissimo (apparently he tastes like chocolate with a salted caramel swirl); Fergie, who feted her 42nd birthday with a super cute unicorn cake (she called it #urbanunicorn, and that hashtag sums up her style just as well as the cake); and Sofia Vergara, who shared a snap of her and husband Joe Manganiello’s his-and-her pizzas.
Is anyone suddenly starving? Scroll on to kick your appetite into gear (we apologize for any hanger this may cause).
Hugh Jackman is one tasty treat
Oops! Guess that was a typo. We meant that Hugh Chocman, the ice cream flavour, looks delicious. Okay, maybe it wasn’t a typo.
Chris Pratt has started sharing his snack foods
It seems Christ Pratt is on a diet for the upcoming Jurassic World 2 flick, and his daily snacks are being rationed. So, Pratt has put his humour to use, creating #WHATSMYSNACK, a weekly video check-in where he discusses, and eats, one of his precious snack foods. The results are hilarious, and we want more.
#WHATSMYSNACK today I got cucumber and egg wrap. It’s basically exactly like a sandwich but instead of bread you use thinly sliced cucumbers and instead of meat you use sprouts and chopped up eggs and instead of flavor you get nutrition. 😔 Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is. Cause no dimples. No rolls. Just cut ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!!! #jurassicworld2
Gwyneth Paltrow and her “Spanish mom” are eating their way around Barcelona
Gwyn has jetted to Spain this week and is eating herself into what we will surely be a decadent food coma. The star has a soft spot for Spain, we know. Remember her cooking show from 2008 where she travelled around the Spanish countryside finding the most delicious meals with chef Mario Batali?
And while it might not be the prettiest food photo we’ve ever seen, this fresh pea soup loaded with truffle slices at Céleri in Barcelona is making our tummy grumble like a rusty old truck in need of an oil change.
Céleri’s chef looked delighted to see her, too. When you’re Gwyny, your fifth course is a photo opp in the kitchen.
Kendall looks mildly unimpressed with her takeout meal of choice
Kendall Jenner went through the drive-thru in some rad convertible and all she got was this mediocre burger. Okay, we had no idea of it was mediocre. Or if it was a burger. It was probably delicious. But the look on the star’s face is less than impressed. Did they give you chicken instead of beef, Kenny?! The audacity!
Fergie gets a unicorn cake for her birthday
This cake is so cute we almost wouldn’t want to eat it. Well, we still would (who can say no to cake?), but we’d definitely mourn the loss of such artful decoration. We hope this is a running theme throughout Fergie’s birthday, and we can’t wait to see the pictures.
Lauren Conrad has a virgin blended lemonade on her babymoon
Cause, yeah, babymoons are totally a thing now, and when you’re enjoying your last vacation sans kids you’re going to indulge on the tastiest alcohol-free bevvies out there.
Kim Kardashian eats a bowl of oatmeal, maybe
We’re pretty sure this is a #throwbackthursday of Kim K eating what looks to be a bowl of oatmeal. Or some kind of breakfast food, anyhow. Kimmy doesn’t really strike us as an oatmeal kind of gal, but to each her own. We just hope she didn’t load up with those sugar packets.
Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are pizza-loving couple goals
There’s only one thing more romantic than sharing pizza, and that’s not having to share your pizza. Sometimes true love means acknowledging your differences. Any guesses as to which one’s Sofia’s and which is Joe’s?
Tori Kelly sips some butterbeer at Universal Studios
We wish we could go to The Three Broomsticks at Universal Studios. At least Tori looks just as thrilled as we would be. Tori, if you’re reading this, send us an invite and we can talk Harry Potter stuff over butterbeer all day long.