We all know Canada is a dangerous place and now it’s about to get even worse — at least according to these “news anchors” on YouTube.
Kids Libby and Sarah are two Utahan news anchors who want to report one important thing: Get out of Canada and get out now. Why? Because there’s going to be a tornado, a blizzard and an earthquake.
Manning the anchor desk, Libby gives this dire warning to those living up north: “You’re going to have to be out of Canada. Not even in an area of Canada — out of Canada until the area is cleared and safe to go. Do not leave anything behind because if you leave anything behind, you might die because food. You need to bring your fridge and I’m serious.”
Whoa. And to think we thought winter was bad. Libby then throws to the weather reporter Sarah, who for some reason considers the evacuation order “wonderful news,” but we digress. Here’s what she had to add to the Canada discussion:
“Where tornadoes erupt? They erupt in Canada and Canada only. So never move to Canada. Never because that place has tornadoes slash earthquakes.”
According to Sarah, we need to just live in Utah instead — but only if an adult gives us permission.
Great, just great. Thanks Sarah and Libby for this urgent breaking news. We really had no idea. We have to thank their uncle who encouraged this news report by putting up a green screen and letting them go wild. Apparently, the long-winded spiel about Canada was not prompted or scripted.
We look forward to hearing more breaking news from these up-and-coming journalists.