Do you remember the first time you stepped in a fresh, heaping pile of dog turd?
That squish! sound your foot made. That smell! You were probably still just a kid, but you know it was not a good day. That’s why we can all relate, even if only a little, to the mental turmoil the child in the video above is experiencing. Fresh off of stepping in a grade-A pile, he’s heard screeching in his backyard before yelling to his parents (who are recording every precious moment) “I need a paper towel!”
When they don’t fetch him the paper towel he asked for and instead just stand there laughing at him, the boy proceeds to initiate a Category 5 meltdown: Unidentifiable screaming. We don’t actually know what he’s saying for most of the clip.
It’s also worth noting that the kid is wearing a “You don’t know me” t-shirt, which just makes everything that much more amazing.
Check it out in the video above.