There are currently seven billion people living on planet earth. 22.2 million of them personally subscribe to the Instagram account of Mrs. Kim Kardashian West. The woman who attempted to break the internet commands a large audience and understandably so. The self-proclaimed business woman/fashion designer/reality TV and social media personality’s net worth is close to $65 million, so of course people want to see all the fabulous things she’s up to. But something is very, very wrong, and her adoring Instagram fans deserve to hear the truth.
That’s right Kardashian fans, Kim has been lying to you, and her Instagram photos aren’t what they seem. But don’t worry, we’re here to break down her worst social media offences.
Well this pretty much proves Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet
Was Kim really in the desert?Let's start with the latest fib first. Kimmy's been hanging out in the luxurious United Arab Emirates and she's posted quite a few envy-worthy photos -- that look pretty legit because, well, she's in them. Here she is flying over the Burj Al Arab in a helicopter and that's her having dinner with her crew in Abu Dhabi. However, tragedy struck when she posted this faithful photo.Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Liar, liar...One fan did a little digging and found the very same photo posted on someone else's Instagram account more than 90 weeks ago. Wow, Kim.Photo Credit: The Shade Room/Instagram
Kim makes excusesOf course, people started calling Kim out for her stealing ways and she obviously responded. So what was her excuse? She says the original photo's owner was with her on this trip and said she could repost it...OK Kim, why wouldn't you just take your own picture since you're, you know, in the desert?Photo Credit: The Shade Room/Instagram
Is Kimberly a pro' photographer?Kim's no stranger to stealing photos. Everyone was puzzled when she posted this amazingly picturesque pic of Thailand because, let's face it, the only thing she's good at taking pictures of is herself. Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Who steals from Google?!And boy were we right. Soon we all found out that Kim, being the smart girl that she is, decided to search Google for "Thailand beach" pictures and subsequently stole the first one she laid her eyes on. She's making this too easy for us.Photo Credit: Google Images
Kim and her (former) buddy take pre-gym shotsIt's the question people have been trying to answer for years: Is her booty real or fake? Here she is posing for a bum selfie with former friend Blac Chyna. They look like they're pretty fit gals with large backsides, but wait...Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Kim plays with Photoshop tooSneaky Kim has altered this photo! How can we tell? The tiles and door both look wonky. That's what happens when armatures try to change their body shape in Photoshop. Here, Kimmy attempted to make her belly appear smaller and her ass bigger. Shocker!Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Kim reminisces about her "smaller" daysAfter giving birth, Kim started to look back on her slimmer days and so she posted this lovely Throwback Wednesday --- we didn't know this was a thing -- with the hashtag #SkinnyDays...Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
Nope, she just fooled us againSkinny days, our ass. Kim altered her whole entire body from head to toe. Her nose is more curved, her boobs and bum are perkier, her waist is smaller and her little scars are 'shopped away. Sigh. Doesn't she know that she actually already looked fab in the original picture (right).Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram/Getty Images
She's just posing with mannequins, right?Aside from being a photo thief and terrible at Photoshop, KKW also doesn't know how to make fun of someone subtly. Here she is "innocently' posing with mannequins, but wait...something is up... Photo Credit: Joyce Bonelli/Instagram
Oh, she's attempting to make fun of Beyonce's sisterAfter Beyonce's sister Solange's epic wedding photos came out, Kim decided she wanted to cash in on the fame too. While this pic was posted on her friend's account, Kim still loses points for this. Stop being so petty because you weren't invited!Photo Credit: Joyce Bonelli/Instagram/US Weekly
Elephant: 1, Kim K.: 0In Kim's world, we're all objects and her muses. When she says "strike a pose for a pic" we -- well, most of us -- do it. However, she learned a valuable lesson when she tried to take a selfie with a wild animal. This elephant was having none of Kim's sass and gave it to her good.Photo Credit: Getty Images