Is it New Year’s yet? Because we have some fashion resolutions to make on behalf of Hollywood. With celebs channeling everything from The Nutcracker to Jurassic Park, it’s been a rough week all around.
For the most part, the Kardashian Christmas (or should we say, “Khristmas”?) Eve party brought out a little glam in everybody… except for dear Kim who looked like she was undergoing some sort of lizard transformation. The look was only slightly better than the outfit she wore earlier in the week, which sadly, is also on this list.
She wasn’t the only one with her name on Santa’s sartorial Naughty List this week—Kelly Rowland looked like she was about to dance in an off-Broadway production of The Nutcracker as a Dark Sugarplum Fairy and Zara Larsson appeared to wear a bath towel to the Jingle Ball.
See all those plus looks from Joan Smalls, David Arquette and more in this edition of Worst Looks of the Week.
Kim Kardashian wore a lizard to her family Christmas party
Kelly RowlandCombining fashion and fairytales, Kelly’s ombre, off-the-shoulder, um, “shirt” and what looks to be a skirt (or at least trying to be a skirt) would be better left in the realm of magic.Getty Images
Olivia CulpoA maxi peasant dress is an easy way to access your inner bohemian, and there’s no doubt that Olivia looks fabulous in her frock. Her oversized cowboy hat, however, is giving off serious 2014 Pharrell Williams vibes. Getty Images
David ArquetteUgly, over-the-top sweaters are one way to achieve that kitschy holiday vibe. Or you can step out looking like an actual red and green candy cane! Dressed ultra festive at the Heroes' Harvest, David looks better as Deputy Dewey than a Christmas confection.Getty Images
Kim KardashianIt’s hard to keep up when every family event requires an entire glam squad and new designer look. While most of the Kar-Jenner crew went for deep satins and sparkles for the Christmas Eve party, Kim chose this half-baby pink, half-reptilian leather look. We have so many questions. @kimkardashian/Instagram
Lewis CapaldiWell, it looks as though Lewis just rolled out of bed and called it a day. Wakey, wakey, Lewis! The only thing pulling together your look are the Old Skool Vans.Getty Images
Zara LarssonTowel dresses can be worn as a beach cover-up and apparently also as a fashion statement. Yes, Zara looks great here and certainly caught our attention, but should this really have been red carpet-approved? We don’t think so.Getty Images
Kim Kardashian and Kanye WestWe admittedly weren’t loving Kim’s look earlier in the week either. The scrunchy, stretchy velour looks more like grandma’s curtains than a fun holiday outfit and Kanye’s satin suit jacket seems uncomfortable and awkward at best. And why the sunglasses, Kim? Getty Images
Joan SmallsNo need for Joan to book a flight home from Saudi Arabia—she can save some cash and fly herself back with her extra-flared bell sleeves. At least she chose a flattering colour for those statement sleeves.Getty Images
Romee StrijdAlso rocking sleeves a little too long, is Joan’s gal pal Romee Strijd. Everything about her outfit is easy to love, but we can’t understand why she didn’t wear normal mittens instead of sweater-mittens.Getty Images
KhalidKhalid is looking like a young Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson here. Remember his infamous 1994 photo fanny pack turtleneck photo? Khalid is one controversial accessory away from perfecting the look. Getty Images