Take a gander at Kim Kardashian‘s Instagram page and you will see many, many pictures of her daughter, North. Or, so you may think. If you happen to be trolling the streets of L.A., New York, Paris, or wherever the Kardashian-West fam are calling home, hoping to catch a glimpse of the famous family but particularly the one-year-old, it might not be Nori you’re seeing. Rather, it might be the kid’s body double which, according to the Irish Independent, is costing Kimye more than $800K a year.
Wait — there’s another baby that looks like North? We figured Kim and Kanye would rather pay them to get lost. There can be only one!
Or so we thought. So, so many questions….
What’s the other baby’s name? Do they call it Nori2? NuNori? Faux-ri?
Where does Faux-ri live — at her peasanty house or somewhere on Kimye’s estate?
When she’s “working,” does she get to hang out in the main house or because she is an employee, is she holed up in the staff quarters and only summoned when needed?
Where’s the real Nori? Does she just not get to hang out with her parents anymore?
Oooh, do Nori and Faux-ri get to play with each other?
Does Faux-ri miss her real clothes, the ones that are comfortable and colourful and actual kids’ clothes and not tiny versions of women’s wear?
Who are Faux-ri’s parents and why would they volunteer their child to be Nori’s body double?
No, really. What kind of parents would sell out their baby?
No, really!! Would they actually be OK with their child getting grabbed and yelled at and photographed?
How does Faux-ri control her crying when she sees her fake parents and wants her real ones?
What does Faux-ri think when she looks at Kim?
What does Faux-ri do whenever Kanye opens his mouth?
OK, once more. How do Nori and Faux-ri play together? Or are they both just plotting their escape?