Kylie Jenner wants to keep making those billions, so in honour of her upcoming money-themed Birthday Collection, she invited sister Khloe Kardashian to take part in a video where they did their makeup together while taking shots. So, basically, the most wasted makeup tutorial ever.
The “Drunk Get Ready with Me” video began with Kylie preparing us for what’s about to go down. The party station — complete with Don Julio 1942 Tequila (which Khloe gave Kylie at her 21st birthday last year), Canada Dry ginger ale and Red Bull chasers — was ready for them, though Khloe was fashionably late, of course, and resulted in Khloe taking her first shot without her sister. But don’t count Kardashian out; she doesn’t even make it out of the parking garage before she downs her first shot. Enter the shot clock, which keeps track of just how much these ladies are downing.
As far as tutorials go, it starts off pretty successfully. In step-by-step fashion, Kylie goes from foundation and concealer, to a lip mask and illuminating powder, bronzer and brows before hitting the money item, the birthday pallet. Add in liner, highlighter, body glow and lipstick and she was set. Khloe, on the other hand, followed along but the more shots she took, the less f*cks she had to give, and was there more for comic relief. The sisters tried to enlist some special guests, but funnily enough, Khloe’s best friend, Malika Haqq, and their mom, Kris Jenner, weren’t into it. Funny how some people don’t want to hang out with a couple of drunk gals putting on makeup. Instead, Kris sent her boyfriend, Corey Gamble, to check it out and he’s either an amazing actor or truly invested in what the girls were doing because he seemed genuinely interested as they put on their faces.
By the time second guest Sofia Richie showed up (if you don’t count the phone call they get from Kim and Kanye), Kylie and Khloe were pretty poopfaced — but continued on like troopers. And if you’ve seen the Friends episode where Ross puts makeup on an injured Rachel, the result is somewhat similar.
If you’re the sober one in your group, you might be used to witnessing this kind of awesome messiness. And if you simply are entertained by those who get sloshed, Kylie and Khloe’s video will make your dreams come true. While Kylie giggles uncontrollably (about what, who knows), Khloe is the real star here (as she is in just about every episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians). Aside from being “an oily b*tch” who is “over it” several times over in the video, it’s Khloe’s declaration of love for Mr. Clean (really, the Magic Eraser) that will solidify her scene-stealing status. When she says, “That bald man, I will do whatever that bald man wants,” we fully support that. More than the other dudes in her past.
Khloe’s Birthday Collection is available on Saturday.