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Oh the True North. Home of poutine, hockey and provinces where the legal drinking age is 18. Really, what underaged reality star wouldn’t want to hang out here to get wasted and then binge on some gravy-covered cheese fries before heading home to puke?

At least part of that is in Kardashian Klan member Kylie Jenner‘s near future. The oft blue-haired star is heading to Montreal shortly after she turns 18 years old on Aug. 10. There, Beachclub Montreal is throwing a bash for Jenner and hundreds of her closest friends. Tickets for the Kylie Jenner Official 18th Birthday on Aug. 16 range from $40 to $150 a pop and promise to offer “many special guests and great surprises.”

We’re imaging foam parties and golden bikinis, ourselves.

“Team Productions and Beachclub’s owner Olivier Primeau stepped up to the plate to offer Kylie the opportunity to party, and drink legally,” the event invite boasts.

The real kicker? Jenner is being paid to attend the event — something to the tune of $100,000 to $200,000, according to TMZ. And that isn’t even all. The site also reports that she’s coming in on a chopper, landing on a luxury boat that will be full of sparking wine, and will cut into a $3,000 cake.

What, exactly, makes a cake worth three grand? Is there an edible gold crown? Will people even eat it or will their lips be too swollen from trying to impress Jenner with their own Kylie Jenner lips?

However it goes down, we wish the youngest of the Kardashian family a happy day. One that involves the post-party poutine staying in her tummy.

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