Mother Monster (AKA Lady Gaga; AKA Stefani Joanne Germanotta) is currently gallivanting around Japan, promoting her latest album (the sixth under her bedazzled belt), Joanne. Yes, many musicians tour the globe hawking their latest compact discs/digital downloads/however people consume tunes these days, but Gaga’s fans, specifically her following in Tokyo, are wild about her. The singer posted a handful of photos to social media showing off all of the loot she’s scored from her beloved fans, which includes chocolates, stuffed animals, flowers and even intricate displays of fruit. We want groupies! At least just for 24 hours to experience it. Sigh.
Also making us feel totally average is Paris Hilton, who took to Instagram to show off her new handbag, which, obvs matches her Doggy Mansion. Yes, Doggy Mansion, which looks like it has more square-footage than our university bachelor pad.
And of course, a week in the world of the rich and famous wouldn’t be complete without someone posting a mirror selfie that leaves little to the imagination. Lindsay Lohan, this is your week.
Lady Gaga is in Tokyo…
As you can see here.
…And Lady Gaga’s fans are showering her with gifts.
Mother Monster posted a handful of snaps to Instagram showing off the goods (and thanking her fans), including this one of her wearing a wicked cool hat, surrounded by all of her sweet treats.
And this one of her chomping away on a mango, again, surrounded by presents.
Lindsay Lohan takes a mirror selfie in lacy pink underwear.
Sure, most of us have taken a mirror selfie. And maybe even some of us have taken a mirror selfie wearing lingerie, just for fun. But posting said selfie to social media? To each their own.
Carrie Underwood casually shows off massive stone.
The country superstar is participating in #PutTheNailInIt, a hashtag campaign that brings awareness to domestic violence, by painting one fingernail dark purple. Yes, there are nails in this picture, which we nearly didn’t notice because of the massive sparking rock (likely worth more than our mortgage) on her finger.
Paris Hilton’s new purse matches her Doggy Mansion. Yes, we said Doggy Mansion.
Paris Hilton got a new purse, and it’s pink. But what the heiress really wants you to know is that her new accessory also perfectly matches the walls in her Doggy Mansion. Which, yes, is a mansion for her pooches.
If you haven’t see her Doggie Mansion, here’s a video clip. There are no words.
Dolly Parton and her country-singing peers get all dolled up.
We love us some Dolly Parton, from her twangy tunes to her larger than life personality. Naturally, we were pretty stoked to see her at the CMA Awards this week. We also love that she’s on Instagram. Coolest. 70 year old. Ever.
And Nicole Kidman also posted a behind the scenes snap with country crooning husband, Keith Urban.
But our fav #bts snap from the Country Music Awards was on singer/songwriter Elle King’s Insta account. She captured an awesome moment of herself with T-Swift and Kelsea Ballerini being all kinds of goofy. When will our turn to take a selfie with Taylor come!? When!? WHEN??