Oh, Lindsay Lohan, she just can’t catch a break. Not only is she really bad at Photoshop, which she proved on Instagram a while back, but she’s also terrible at translating English to Arabic, as she posted (and deleted) what she thought was “You’re beautiful” but was actually “You’re a donkey.” Poor thing. She did try to explain that it was an inside joke, but come on, girl, we know the truth.
So in an apparent effort to distract us from her Instagram posts gone wrong, we get shots from her upcoming photo shoot with U.K. magazine Notion.
The cover features Lohan posing all sultry-like and, sure, it’s sexy enough but her attempts to pull a Kardashian in the rest of the spread won’t be breaking the Internet anytime soon. In one pic, LiLo flashes her butt while wearing white fur. But unlike those oily shots of Kim K.’s curves, Lindsay wasn’t as fully committed and her naked behind is blocked out by a strategically placed bar that reads… well, you can see.
The other images are about the same, with one showing Lindsay in the fur, with what looks like a onesie and knee-high sports socks, and the other of the redhead in a revealing acid-wash jumpsuit, almost exposing the girls.
After all Lohan has been through, it’s still a little sad to see her trying to be like that other attention-loving family when she had so much potential. But if that’s the route she wants to go she might want to think about going all in.
If that’s the life you want, own it girl! Stick to your goals and come up with a plan to not only be like the Kardashians but to top them. Be better, Lindsay.