A tight pair of pants can feel like a vise on your man’s dingleberries, but Lululemon wants you know that he can breathe and relax, because his balls are taken care of. Presenting Lululemon’s Anti-Ball Crushing pants (ABC pants, if you will), a roomy pair of trousers that come with six pockets (for his nuts, like almonds), sweat-wicking fabric (for his schweddy balls), four-way stretch and a slim fit.
But you better act fast, because these pants are selling out insanely fast. This green pair, for example, only has size 30 left in stock, while this deep coal version only has 30 and 32 waist sizes remaining. If your dude’s a tall man, you have a bit more selection, but the black pairs are flying off the shelves. Seems like men are really into giving their ‘nads some breathing room.