Wallace of the House Lettucey Carrotous, First of His Name, Mad King of the Brooklyn Rabbits and Ward of the Seven Kingdoms has finally gotten his hands on the most coveted prize in Game of Thrones (GoT): The Iron Throne. (Well, in his case, the Carrot Throne — but it’s all the same in our books.)
His mysterious right-hand man (and owner), whose name is unknown, conjured up the marvellously bright orange throne all by himself.
It’s really a spectacular feat of human engineering.
There’s no word yet on who Mad Kind Wallace is allied with. As we know, winter is coming (to GoT) and it’s apparently going to be a long one so Tommen Baratheon, Daenerys Targaryen and Little Finger better watch out. There’s new competition in town and he’s willing to
destroy eat the Throne rather than give it up.