Do you like blood? Like, lots and lots and lots of blood? Then
Red Maroon 5’s NSFW video for their latest hit, “Animals” is a must-see for you.
The beyond disturbing video stars M5 frontman Adam Levine and his wife, Behati Prinsloo (but that doesn’t make it OK). In it, he’s a butcher (shudder) who is obsessed with the Victoria’s Secret model, who plays a frequent customer. In a nutshell, he’s stalking her, following her, watching her outside her apartment, dreaming of her as he rubs meat and blood all over himself, hanging off meat hooks in his giant freezer lair.
He tries to hit on her in a club but she’s not interested — so he sneaks into her bedroom, watches her while she sleeps and takes pictures of her. Basically, everybody’s worst nightmare. But that’s not even the worst part.
It’s when he fantasizes about the two of them getting it on as blood pours all over them. Blech. And the lyrics only make it a kabillion times worse. “Baby, I’m preying on you tonight/Hunt you down, eat you alive,” and “Maybe you think that you can hide/I can smell your scent from miles/Just like animals.” Gah! And Adam’s creepy grin while he sings? Trust, you will never watch The Voice the same way again.
So are you crying inside? Feeling a little gross? Perhaps wishing you can unsee those icky four minutes and 34 seconds? Well, never say we don’t care. Prepare to wipe your brain of that icky Levine/stalker connection for good (or for the next few minutes anyway).
We’ve got it down already
Masters of this stuff
That’s right, deer.
Well, sometimes there are surprises.
Your memory should be erased of…um, what was it we were talking about? Oh yeah, this awesome stalking video. You gotta see it. Aren’t cats great? Yeah, cats. That was it.