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Ahh, the good ol’ days, a time when every John Hughes movie mattered, when every girl wanted to be Molly Ringwald and every guy tried to be like Rob Lowe. The original Brat Pack was an amazing crew: Ringwald, Lowe, Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy, Demi Moore, Andrew McCarthy and Anthony Michael Hall. They were perfection. Like, totally. But the label was something they hated. It mortified them that they were associated with this “club” and their reputations, all thanks to one article, were ruined.

But Vogue magazine has revamped the Brat Pack with new members who take the “brat” reference to a whole new level. Thirty years later, meet the new and improved (?) pack: Justin Bieber, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Ansel Elgort and Dylan and Hopper Penn. If you find yourself asking, “Who are most of these people?” you’re not alone. But take Vogue‘s word for it. They are the next big thing.

So who’s playing who in this Brat Pack redux? Here’s our take on Vogue‘s attempt (some duplications necessary):

Rob Lowe = Justin Bieber

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Found success after scandal. / Hoping to do the same.

Emilio Estevez = Ansel Elgort

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He was engaged to fellow Brat Packer, Demi Moore. / He’s had to deny romance rumours about Kendall Jenner and himself.

Molly Ringwald = Kendall Jenner

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Always tried to be a good role model for fans. / She’s the least annoying of her reality family, so that’s something.

Demi Moore = Gigi Hadid

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Has always tried to maintain a low profile but was seen as the party girl in St. Elmo’s Fire. / Keeps high profile with pop star boyfriend Cody Simpson and insists that she is the farthest thing from a party girl.

Ally Sheedy = Dylan Penn

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Treated for a sleeping pill addiction and used the experience to play a drug-addicted photographer in High Art. / Models to pay the bills but wants to be a screenwriter and director.

Andrew McCarthy = Ansel Elgort (take two)

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Never considered himself an official Brat Pack member. / The most critically acclaimed of this new group probably wishes the same.

Judd Nelson = Hopper Penn

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Fake news story circulated that he was dead. / Sean Penn‘s son wants to kill the paparazzi, just like his dad.

Anthony Michael Hall = Justin Bieber (redux)

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Was used to being typecast as the nerd. / Wants haters to stop calling him a nerd (amongst other things).

The old Brat Pack has nothing on this new breed. And that’s a good thing.

last one! April Vogue spread @voguemagazine @mariotestino @justinbieber

A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

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