Orlando Bloom has been up to some weird stuff since his split from Miranda Kerr in 2013. He’s allegedly dated Selena Gomez, actually dated Katy Perry and punched Justin Bieber in the face. One of the most interesting things he’s done in recent months though is go paddle boarding in the nude with Katy Perry. It just seems like a bad idea. You know there are paparazzi following you literally everywhere you go. Why would you do anything in the nude?
Naturally there were paps right there to document and share that moment with the entire world. Though it seems they caught him off guard, it looks like Orlando had time to give his ex-wife (and mother of his five-year-old son) a little heads-up before the photos hit the tabloids. She told the Kyle and Jackie O Radio Show that he texted her beforehand to warn her, saying he was embarrassed they were coming out. Her response? Pretty much the same as ours: ‘What were you thinking?’
She then went on to joke that she should send him some of the shorts from Bonds, a swimwear line she just finished doing a spread for. The radio host went on to joke, ‘I think Bonds should approach all these males who are doing the nude photos and immediately send them a pair of Bonds Swims. We will call it the ‘Put It Away’ campaign’ to which Miranda added on, ‘Cover up man, put it away. Summer campaign, Bonds Put It Away.’
So we’ve learned two things from this: if you don’t want nude photos of you leaked, don’t prance around in the nude and Miranda Kerr is actually pretty funny.