It’s been 13 long years since we last worried about killer dinosaurs and now it’s time to furrow our brows again.
The trailer for the hotly-anticipated Jurassic World is out and, trust us, it’s about to rock your world. OK, so Jeff Goldblum’s not in the Colin-Trevorrow-directed film. But there’s Chris Pratt. And dinosaurs. And a much-improved theme park. And a hybrid dinosaur. And sea — Wait, a hybrid-freaking-dinosaur?! Now that’s just insane.
So where’s the movie taking place? In Jurassic Park, of course. This time, the classic park has been spruced up (you can clearly tell by the fact that they dumped those god awful tour vehicles for these futuristic mobile spheres).
Anyways, things seem to be running smoothly since, you know, people are checking out the dinos unharmed.
But, of course, some of the scientists couldn’t leave well enough alone and decided to mess around with nature and wouldn’t ya guess, they screwed everything up — again. Four words: Genetically. Modified. Hybrid. Dinosaur. Why, just why? As Chris Pratt said in the trailer, “You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea.” Thanks for that perfect observation, Chrissy.
Since this is the first trailer, we have yet to be presented a clear visual of said hybrid-dino, but that’s what makes it so scary.
The busted futuristic mobile sphere. The mysterious dino tooth in Chris’s hand. And the drop of blood on that random dude’s (who’s 1,000 per cent going to die) arm. Shudder, shudder, shudder, right? Not scary enough for ya?
How about trying to escape from nature’s most terrifying animals while being surrounded by thousands (millions, maybe) of dino-freaks in a theme park that probably has no proper escape routes?
Oh yeah, now you’re scared — and so are we.
So, how is Chris Pratt going to get us out of this massive mess? We’ll just have to wait until Jurassic World hits theaters in June of next year.