If you had to guess why Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn decided to part ways would you guess:
A) Tiger could no longer deal with his allergy to Lindsey’s cat.
B) Tiger found out that Lindsey was only interested in him for his money.
C) The pair realized they had exhausted all topics of conversation and mutually decided to split.
D) Tiger totally cheated on Lindsey Vonn just like we always feared he would!!!!!
If your answer is D, ding ding, you are wicked smart and are probably in a very successful, non-cheating relationship. Congratulations.
Yes, word has it, via the Daily Mail, that Woods had to “find some relief” (their words). Poor Tiger allegedly did so by paying for some high-quality (?) sexual congress with a willing business woman (our words) who was not his loving girlfriend. Unlike last time though, Tiger owned up to it before he could get caught. Lindsey saw herself to the door.
And so history repeats itself. Almost.
Words of wisdom for the next girlfriend: don’t be the next girlfriend.