Kids say the darndest things. They also say the weirdest things that’ll leave you scratching your head.
Most of the time, we tend to forget to document these things when they’re said (because we’re so utterly shocked), but thankfully we have the Whisper App to help us out.
Parents have anonymously shared the deepest, darkest and funniest things their little ones have ever said to them and Buzzfeed was kind enough to narrate the, uh, touching quotes. (Who doesn’t love a good narration, right?) So get ready to snicker your way through the video above.
What’s the weirdest thing your kid’s ever said to you? Let us know in the comments below.