Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger sealed the deal on Saturday. The couple were married in true Hollywood style — at Jim Henson Studios. And unlike some famous people who like to keep their personal business under wraps, these two shared their love with the masses and not only announced their new marital status on social media, but also posted loads of pics from the event. It’s like we were there!
True love. 💖 True happiness. Forever and Always. The Oswalts. 🌈💖November 4, 2017 – Jim Henson Studios – Los Angeles, CA Photo Credit: The magnificent photographer and dear friend. Jeff Vespa @jeffvespa — and our brilliant officiant the uber talented and most genuinely marvelous woman @marthaplimpton …… ……. Sweet lovely wonderful Makeup by: @saraalycemakeup
Oswalt captioned the same sweet pic, of himself and Salenger holding his daughter Alice’s hands, “What’d you guys do yesterday?” Always the joker.
Martha Plimpton, who introduced them, officiated the ceremony, and clearly did a fantastic job.
I have admired, loved, and respected this magical human since I was 15 years old. Last night she masterfully officiated my wedding making everyone who wasn’t already a huge fan of hers fawn all over her genius and decide she is their new favorite person. Martha, how do I express my love and gratitude to you for every minute of love and care you gave to us. Thank you for the greatest gift. And your friendship and sisterhood. I love you. #family @marthaplimpton
And Questlove, a great friend of Meredith’s, attended the ceremony.
Over twenty years ago my friend Ahmir played drums of my BFF @officialnikka’s record. He has remained one of the loveliest most genuine people in my life and when Patton and I got engaged he texted, “I got dibs on DJing your wedding.” Beyond being the best flippin DJ on the planet he is the most brilliant man with the kindest heart. He is an intellect beyond compare and I am so blessed to call him my dear friend. @questlove I ADORE you. Thank you for your presence and your talent and time. You mean the world to me and I love you. … Photo credit @jeffvespa
But one guest made the whole thing even more amazing: Eric Garcetti, the mayor of Los Angeles. Seems random but Garcetti happens to be the actress’ ex-boyfriend and first boy she ever kissed.
It is a testament to Patton that he allowed the first boy I ever kissed to be at our wedding! Granted that boy has remained a dear friend of mine since 7th grade. The kindest most caring brilliant man and perhaps hopefully our future President, the current Mayor of Los Angeles Eric Garcetti. @ericgarcetti I am so proud of the person you are and so honored you came to celebrate! You have been there at all my milestones. The premiere of Natty Gann when were were 15. My sweet 16. The 30th anniversary of Natty and now my wedding. I adore you. You are a dear friend and I am so blessed to have you in my life. … more to come. I am always your biggest supporter. 🌈💖⭐️Photo Credit @jeffvespa
But Patton has nothing to be worried about. Meredith is in this.
Congrats to Patton, Meredith and Alice. Such a beautiful family.
Selena serenaded Justin so you know it’s on
Another weekend, another Jelena sighting. That’s right, not only did Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez go on yet another date (dinner at Morton’s on Friday), but they were also seen at church twice on Saturday. Because the couple that prays together, stays together, we guess.
From bike rides to coffee runs to loads of church services, Jelena is spending a lot of quality time together. But this video might be the kicker, the thing we were all waiting for that basically screams “REUNITED!”
A video has surfaced of Gomez singing Taylor Swift‘s song “Gorgeous.” NBD, right? Well, hope you’re sitting down because it’s actually a video of Selena serenading Justin. Yep, it’s a split screen of Selena and Justin FaceTiming each other and while we have no idea how The Kript got the footage, it seems legit and we thank them for it.
Harper Seven’s already in the Christmas spirit
You know those people who ring in November by knocking down their Jack-o-Lanterns and Halloween decor and replacing it all with colourful lights and holiday decorations? The Beckhams are those people. And David and Victoria‘s youngest, Harper Seven, is front and centre.
Eat your heart out, Mariah, because Harper is hitting notes that we haven’t heard since “Vision of Love.” And to warble like that while drawing Christmas lights around gingerbread man? That’s talent right there.
The video, of the six-year-old singing Mimi’s “All I Want For Christmas is You” is not only adorable (especially hearing Victoria laughing in the background) but just a preview of the weeks to come. We’re ready — though perhaps only for Mariah’s version.
Oh, no, Lamar Odom collapsed at a nightclub
It’s been two years since Lamar Odom was hospitalized after being found unconscious in a Nevada brothel, and since we haven’t heard from him or about him, we just assumed everything was going fine. But early Sunday morning, Khloe Kardashian‘s ex-husband collapsed at L.A. nightclub Bootsy Bellows.
TMZ has the video of Lamar falling to the ground in his VIP booth. Security rushed to his aid, and helped him sit back up. He looked fine, but dazed.
The person who shot the video told TMZ he saw Odom drinking for several hours before the incident. Lamar’s publicist later told the site that dehydration and the heat was why Odom collapsed, after an intense workout earlier in the day, adding that he’s “doing great” now. Phew?
Richard Dreyfuss’ son is the latest to accuse Kevin Spacey of assault
As more victims continue to come forward, with accounts and accusations against Kevin Spacey, it seems life as he knew it is pretty much done. No, really, we’re not sure how he’s going to come back from this and, OH WELL. The latest? Richard Dreyfuss‘ son, Harry. He wrote an essay for Buzzfeed, recounting a horrific incident when he was 18.
It was 2008, Kevin was directing Richard in a play in London, and Harry flew out to spend Christmas with his dad. The three men — Richard, Harry and Kevin — were in Spacey’s apartment, helping the elder Dreyfuss rehearse his lines. And that’s when it happened; Spacey groped him.
Harry explains that while his dad was there, he didn’t see the incident take place, nor did he tell his father — at least for many years.
But now it’s out.
Thanks to anyone who’s ever spoken out. I add my story in the hope predators learn there will always be consequences https://t.co/DezeSnr6Gj
— HarryDreyfuss (@harrydreyfuss) November 4, 2017
And his dad couldn’t be more supportive.
— Richard Dreyfuss (@RichardDreyfuss) November 5, 2017
Until the next person’s story. Sigh.