Attention Swedish-speaking video wizards: The Internet needs you. Your mission? To fully translate and reproduce this delightful children’s ditty about penises and vaginas, because we want a kooky genitals song, too!
In addition to its obvious danceability, here’s what we know about the song:
- It was released on Bacillakuten, a program that airs on Swedish public television. It has gone viral in Sweden, to mixed feedback.
- ‘Snipp’ and ‘snopp’ are Swedish kiddie slang for penis and vagina.
- Translated lyrics include: “Here comes the penis at full pace” and “The vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly.”
- Both the penis and vagina are happy whether they are pictured sporting hats, tufts of blue hair, sunglasses, or nothing at all.
- Both the penis and vagina are heavy winkers.
While we hope this video inspires copycats, it also brings up several serious questions about life in Sweden, such as: Are all potentially taboo subjects treated with such offbeat charm? And how frequently are old lady vaginas a topic of national discussion?
Sadly we must leave these questions unanswered for now, and can only bid you “Snippan är häftig, baby I love you,” whatever that means.