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If you’ve been around the internet at all in the past two years, you know that Donald Trump wants to build a wall along the southern border of the United States. There are a whole lot of reasons why he wants the wall and why talking about it plays well with his base. There are also a whole lot of reasons why it’s a terrible idea including: it probably won’t make a difference, it’s going to cost tens of billions of dollars the government doesn’t have, it will endanger some animal species and OH YEAH it’s divisive and racist.

We’re not focusing on that today though. Today, let’s appreciate the humour in this whole ordeal. At the end of August, Trump said that he was going to have several prototypes of the wall created and tested to see which one would stand up best if under attack (because apparently he thinks that’s likely).

Prototypes were to be built 30 by 30 feet, completed in 30 days and be able to withstand 30 minutes of assault (does that criteria sound like a Dora the Explorer task to anyone else?). That wasn’t the only criteria though. He also said during the summer than he wants the wall to be ‘see-through’ so that Mexicans can’t throw drugs onto unsuspecting Americans on the other side (no joke) and have solar panels to perhaps generate electricity to pay for the wall. Speaking of paying for the wall, Trump still hasn’t secured funding for it and his initial estimate of $4 billion during his campaign is a far cry from the $25 billion estimate calculated by the team over at Last Week Tonight.

Well, the border wall prototypes are nearly finished, people, and they are looking fantastic. Or should we say, the jokes people are making at their expense are fantastic. With all those mostly-identical-but-slightly-different walls lined up, it looks like Trump is about to judge a Miss Universe competition–finally something he’s actually got experience in.

In mid-October, Colbert tried to sell everyone on the idea

Trevor Noah saw it as more of a ‘Wallprentice’ situation

Some people immediately noted similarities to other large stone walls

Others started picking their favourite contenders

Others pointed out a few crucial flaws

And some people just hope they’ll be able to take their grandkids to these historic landmarks one day