Taylor and Calvin have not broken up, got it?
It’s like someone does not want Taylor Swift to be happy. Hence the reports that Calvin Harris will soon be the subject of a heartbroken/fierce future chart-topper.
Tay and Cal’s relationship is going swimmingly though, so suck on that, haters! And don’t even get Harris started. Actually, let’s. Because his response to the whole situation was great.
It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) October 12, 2015
Swifty favourited his tweet and that’s how you do that. Keep on keepin’ on, Tayvin!
Pippa is single again
For a while there, Pippa Middleton and Nico Jackson had to deny engagement rumours. The best way probably wasn’t for Jackson to leave to go work in Switzerland because that only kicked off breakup rumours. Well, it’s a rumour no more.
Pippa and Nico, who began dating three years ago, were last seen together in September but in Nico’s absence, Pip was spotted with friends and ex-boyfriends Alex Loudon, Tom Kingston and James Matthews. A friend told the Daily Mail that “no third parties were involved” and Pippa and Nico’s split was because of distance. But hanging out with your exes probably didn’t help. Hmm, who will she wind up with next?
The cutest, sassiest baby is going to be born
Chrissy Teigen has been very honest about her and John Legend‘s struggles to have a baby. But all that sex has finally paid off because John and Chrissy are expecting. Teigen made the announcement on Instagram.
John and I are so happy to announce that we are pregnant 🙂 As many of you know, we've been trying to have a baby for a while now. It hasn't been easy, but we kept trying because we can't wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We're so excited that it's finally happening. Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching! Xx
Legend posted the same image to his own account, but kept it more succinct: “We’re pregnant!”
If we thought Chrissy’s social media game was good now, we can’t wait to see the coming months, especially when people keep touching her belly. Congrats to the gorgeous couple!
Amy Schumer hosted Saturday Night Live and slayed it, of course
If you were wondering when SNL was going to bring in another hilarious, raunchy host, then we hope you caught the show this weekend because Schumer brought down the house.
Her best skits included “Delta Flight” (she and her Trainwreck co-star Vanessa Bayer are the worst flight attendants ever); “Guns,” a commercial that celebrates the weapon and sees it as the ideal gift for people of all ages; and “Porn Teacher,” about a teacher who seduces one of her students.
But it was Amy’s monologue that we loved the most, in which she talked about wooing Bradley Cooper, meeting Hillary Clinton, her most frequent Google searches, America’s First Family, the Kardashians, and the once-eternal appeal of Khloe.
Khloe didn’t love being single out, however, and took to Twitter to passively fire back.
No need 2 tear down others just 2 make urself feel bigger. It actually makes u quite small. I'm on a healthy journey. I don't care 4the hate
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) October 11, 2015
It’s OK, Khloe, we still love you.
Shia was arrested… again
Shia LaBeouf, the long-plagued actor and general nuisance to society, spent part of Friday evening in jail in Austin, Tex, after he was charged with public intoxication.
He was arrested in a popular bar district and while police didn’t have to use force, officials say he was “somewhat belligerent and uncooperative.”
This comes four months after his last arrest when in June he was acting disorderly and being verbally abusive at a Broadway show. He went to rehab after that but it didn’t seem to last. Really, though, what’s it going to take?