Autumn is officially here, but in the weird and wonderful world of celebs, it’s just another week of uploading behind-the-scenes snippets of their not-so-normal lives to social media. And, as per usual, we drank it up faster than a pumpkin spice latte topped with a dollop of whipped cream.
This week’s standout Instagram star? None other than Portia de Rossi, who, after entering and placing in a pony event, proved that looking the part, no matter what sport you pick up, is just as important as having fun… and getting a prize. It’s always about the prize. Kanye West must have taken note from Portia’s winning words of wisdom, as he and Kim stepped out for a not-so-casual date night wearing outfits that deserve a medal of some kind.
Celine Dion was also winning this week, as she celebrated her latest Vegas shows with a pic of her face plastered on a billboard, and Leiv Schreiber was awarded Dad of the Year (in our minds, anyway), bringing his adorable son Sasha along to the Emmys.
Sofia Vergara eats breakfast in one country, lunch in another
Life’s tough for the rich and famous. Some days you find yourself having a bagel and cream cheese in the States, followed by coconut water and tapas in the Caribbean just a few hours later. Sofia, we know Joe is a big guy and can eat a lot, but, please, save us some leftovers!
Miley Cyrus writes some “shizzzz” in a room full of wild shoes and colourful accessories
Miley guested on Jimmy Fallon this week (which is something we’ll prob never do), and she let the Twitterverse know about her upcoming appearance by sending a cutesy pic of herself mid creative moment. We’re certain whatever she’s writing here must have been one of the hilarrrrrrious lines she spouted off during her segment. What we’re most curious about is all of these shoes and earrings and bracelets that she’s surrounded by. Where is she and how do we get there?
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 16, 2016
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wear totally average outfits out for dinner
Okay, we’re joking. The date night outfits that Kimye rocked were anything but ordinary. Like, if you want to blend into the crowd, do exactly the opposite of this. We’re not even sure where one procures a garment like Kim’s. It’s sexy, and we can get behind that, but it certainly isn’t the kind of thing we’d throw on for our version of a Saturday night on the town.
Liev Schreiber gets ready for the Emmys with his adorable son Sasha
It’s not that we’re bad parents, it’s just that we’ll probably never get to take our kids to the Emmy Awards. We do things like go to the park, and, oh, once a year, our office holds a holiday party for kids… that’s kind of the same thing. Right!? Dad of the Year Leiv Schreiber and son Sasha hung out poolside in LA before getting ready to walk the awards show red carpet.
Oh, and before that, Leiv and Sasha were at the most adorable suit-fitting sesh, too. The kid looks more stylish than most businessmen we know.
— Liev Schreiber (@LievSchreiber) September 16, 2016
Celine Dion spots a ginormous photo of her face at Caesars Palace in Vegas
Canadian songstress Celine Dion is doing stint in Vegas–12 shows at the iconic Caesars Palace–and she took to Instagram to remind us all. We feel awkward enough seeing photos of ourselves on Facebook… what on earth would a mega billboard version of our mug feel like?
Kate Hudson takes a hilariously adorable Shapchat with Ellen
The always lovely Kate Hudson made an appearance on The Ellen Show this week where she and the talk show host took the time to capture some seriously fun snaps. TBH, our Snap Story has never been that entertaining; usually it’s just a series of us swapping faces with our cat.
And they obvs made a handful of snaps…. Ellen posted some to her profile, too.
And speaking of Ellen, her wife Portia won a bunch of ribbons at a horse show
Yes, the blonde beauty rides horses, and well, too. Can we say we’re not surprised? Portia de Rossi looked the part standing next to her winning steed. We’ve always wanted our own horse and stable, but instead we’ll settle for living vicariously through you, P.
Kanye West finally joins Instagram, follows no one, gets 1.2 million followers in four days
Welcome to 2016, Kanye! We know how much Kim K’s husband digs Twitter, but how will he fare on Instagram? Kanye has been on the social media app for not even a week, hasn’t followed a single person, and still manages to have 1.2 million followers. Oh, and he’s only posted once so far. Stay tuned…