Study their proper protocols and historical customs all you want, but the only one who can tell you how to live like a royal is a royal. These royal babies from across the ages shared their top tips for palace life with the new royal princess. We all know she’s going to need help.
Royal babies past tell the new princess what’s what
Queen Victoria“One must always hold one's composure, no matter who is in One Direction.”
Prince Léopold Clément"Call the Queen, 'Your majesty.' You can call your dog, 'mommy.'"
Prince Balthasar Charles“Nothing says 'thank you so much for coming' like this lever that opens the trap door.”
Prince Paul Petrovich“When in doubt… accessorize!”
Prince Frederik William I“When pressed about a particular murder, Jack the Ripper did it.”
Earl Richard Boyle"Drapes are meant to be ENJOYED."
Prince George IV and Prince Edward Augustus“When asked for your fashion tips, quoth, 'I woke up like this.'”
Prince Alfred“People who tell you money can't buy happiness are poor at shopping.”
The Children of King Christian II“You are royalty: you deserve better than lemons!”
The Children of Charles I“We do agree that the Beethoven series diminished post Beethoven's Fifth. Beethoven's Treasure Trail was egregiously preposterous. Only our baby sister would protest.”
Prince Charles II“Learn to dress yourself, like, yesterday.”
The Children of the Duke of Bouillon“Make your own fun.”