It’s a day that ends in ‘y,’ which means another headline courtesy of Meghan Markle’s family. This time, the baton is back in the hands of Markle’s half-sister Samantha Markle, who not-so-surprisingly is retaliating after Prince Harry and Meghan spoke to the press about her father, Thomas Markle. Oh wait, wait, wait, that was Thomas Markle speaking to the press about Harry and Meghan. So, why is Samantha talking again? Because we’re still listening.
In today’s installment of “Being An Only Child Isn’t That Bad,” Samantha Markle went on a Twitter rant about her sister Meghan’s treatment of their father. Posting on her private (why bother?) account, Samantha calls her sister Meghan a “greedy, arrogant, deceitful fake humanitarian” and criticized the Duchess of Sussex for her treatment of their father. “There would be no just reason for her not to want him in her life, as he was good enough to use to make her everything she is,” writes Samantha. “She should be grateful. Her diplomacy skills suck and are inhumane.”
The vitriol just didn’t stop.
Putting the final nail the relationship coffin, Samantha tweeted, “If you treat your own father like this, Harry is next.”
Oh, no she didn’t.
The Twitter attack follows Thomas Markle’s latest (there are many) interview with the Daily Mail, where he admits to lying to Prince Harry about staging photo calls with the paparazzi. Thomas Markle also says that he was hurt he never got to give a speech at his daughter’s wedding, but wasn’t that because he had a heart attack three days before the ceremony? Was that Meghan’s fault as well? We’re losing track of all the ways she has destroyed her family, who all seem like a very loving and loyal bunch.
We have to wonder what a typical morning looks like for Meghan and Prince Harry. Do they start their day together in bed playing Rock Paper Scissor to see who has to be the first to check their phone for that day’s headline about the Markle family? Do they decide the night before? What’s the routine?