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As adults, we shouldn’t have any problem talking about sex in an open and honest way. But as humans, it’s easy to feel self-conscious. When it comes to buying items like sex toys or creams and lubricants, many people would prefer to go without, rather than face a sales associate knowing their intimate business. Thankfully, there’s the internet.
No more wishing you could spice up your sex life but don’t want to buy butt plugs IRL. Instead, use a URL and buy the items online that you’re embarrassed to shop for in person. We won’t tell.
One of our favourite things about products for your privates is that they get right down to business. For example, Nut Butter. It’s right there in the name. Anti-chafing, anti-aging, anti-shriveling (I was in the pool!), anti-sagging, and with a refreshing eucalyptus tingle, your boys and anyone near your boys will appreciate Nut Butter.
Nutt Butter Mens Lotion for Balls, Butt, Back & Body, $29 at Amazon
FEMININE CHAFING CREAM
Want a chafing cream that’s a bit more feminine? We recommend the Monistat Complete Care powder gel, which relieves chafed, chapped and cracked skin, something that can happen anywhere. And we mean anywhere. It’s fragrance-free, non-irritating, and gives a cool, soothing feeling where you need it the most. Like, the MOST.
Monistat Complete Care Chafing Relief Powder Gel, $38 for a pack of 3 at Amazon
If you want a vibrator but don’t won’t something that will result in you immediately dying of embarrassment if your roommate/partner/child finds it in your drawer, try the Therapeutic Wand. It’s great for your neck, probably. No one has ever used it for that, but there’s a first for everything.
Fenergyshop Therapeutic Wand, $48 at Amazon
There are a lot of sexy looking lubricants on the market, but if you want one that is tested and true and will do what it’s supposed to do i.e. prevent dryness, K-Y Jelly is the way to go. It’s recommended by gynecologists and doesn’t contain alcohol or perfume, which are no-nos for your yes-yes spots.
K-Y Personal Lubricant, $5 at Amazon
Things can get slippery when wet, which is why a waterproof vibrator makes it easy to have fun both in bed and the shower. Made with medical grade, non-toxic ABS silicone, this vibrator can easily be charged through a USB port and has 10 vibration modes. Odorless and powerful, this vibrator can be your little secret or fun for you and your partner.
Tianyi Hand Held Waterproof Vibrator, $33 at Amazon
Using super-skin material that feels like the real thing, this realistic sex toy simulates a vagina. Non-toxic and free from phthalate, the Fleshlight warms to the touch.
Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit Sex Toy, $79 at Amazon
Bring your fantasies to life (in a safe and consensual way) with a 10-piece restraint kit. The kit includes ankle and wrist binds, a blindfold, collar, leash, ball gag, and feather fluffer and clamps. What you do with it is up to you (and again, your consenting partner).
Intimate Melody 10 Pcs Restraint Kits, $30 at Amazon
If you’re having sex, do it safely. The world of condoms is wide and ultra-thin, but the most important thing is that you use them, even if they’re kinda embarrassing to buy. No need to pick up two bags of chips, toothpaste, body wash and toilet paper just to conceal your condoms at the drug store. Buy them online instead.
Durex Sensi Thin Lubricated Condoms, $16 at Amazon
Simulate the feeling of oral sex with the Satisfyer Pro, which uses air pulses for clitoral stimulation. The no-contact sex toy gives the feeling of suction and pulsations and features 11 virtually silent intensity modes. Plus, it’s waterproof, making it ideal for use in the shower or bath. The best part may be that it’s rechargeable, because nothing ruins the mood like dead batteries.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator, $43 at Amazon
MULTI-PURPOSE VIBRATING RING
With attachments and benefits for everyone, the 3-in-1 vibrator is controlled with a remote and provides prostate stimulation, while also being used as a penis ring. The waterproof vibrator also stimulates the clitoris, vagina and anus and can be used for several different positions including solo play or with partners.
3-in-1 Remote Control Prostate Massager Vibrator, $34 at Amazon
Sometimes you want a vibrator that is discrete enough that it can travel with you just about anywhere. Need to relieve some stress while spending the holidays at your in-laws’ house? We get it. We also suggest the Mini Bullet Vibrator for Women, which is quiet, waterproof, rechargeable, has 10 powerful modes, and is only the size of a lipstick tube, which is exactly what you will tell your mother-in-law it is in case it falls out of your purse.
Mini Bullet Vibratory for Women, $24 at Amazon
SEXY CARD GAME
Sometimes your sex life doesn’t need lingerie or a vibrator to spice things up, but instead a simpler way to open up to your partner. Get the lines of communication flowing and find fun new ideas with a sexy card game that brings a whole new meaning to ‘Game Night.’
Talk, Flirt or Dare Card Game, $26 at Amazon
BUTT PLUG SET
Slowly work your way into the land of butts with a set that features four toys of varying sizes. Made with soft silicone that is easy to clean, hypoallergenic and latex-free, all four sizes have a T-shape handle that make them simple to insert and remove.
Medical Silicone Anal Plugs, $12 at Amazon
Strengthening your pelvic floor has several benefits, including better bladder control, tightening muscles that have been loosened after childbirth and yes, better sexual pleasure. If any of these features sound appealing to you, try Kegel Exercise Balls by AL’OFA, which include a remote control and remove the need to constantly ask yourself, ‘Am I doing this right?’
Kegel Exercise Balls by AL’OFA, $39 at Amazon
If you’re going to use any kind of reusable sex toy, it’s important to keep it clean to avoid the risk of infection. Use a cleaner that is designed specifically for sex toys, like the PinkCherry foaming cleaner, which rids toys of germs without using harsh chemicals that you wouldn’t want near your private parts.
PinkCherry Unscented Anti-Bacterial Foaming Toy Cleaner, $13 at Amazon
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