Madison Square Garden on Tuesday was packed with a lot of action — and not just on the ice, as the Rangers lost 4-2 to the Kings. There were the usual stars in attendance, like Sarah Jessica Parker, who celebrated her birthday by taking in a game, and was seated behind Tom Hanks and his son, rapper Chet Haze.
They weren’t together but it looked like they were all having a fun time. Until this happened.
Yowza! Could that be the best b*tchface you’ve ever seen? SJP just looks so disgusted as Hanks grinned and chatted away. Parker’s rep explained everything in a statement to The Huffington Post: “They were pretend fighting about them (Tom and Rita) being Kings fans and SJP and family being Rangers fans. She adores Tom and Rita.”
Please. We get that you love the Hankses (because who doesn’t?) but we’re not buying your PR spin, Parker! We know it was really about:
“Can you stop talking about your prostate exam for one bloody second?!”
“Of all the videos to star in — Carly Rae Jepsen‘s. Really?
“What the hell WAS Cloud Atlas about anyway??”
“How am I not sitting in front of him? He’s a giant! I’m only a wee thing!”
“What is that smell?”