At the 2016 Gaudi Awards, which are the Oscars for Spain, the host wore a hat made of bread. Now, the host is Rossy de Palma, one of the stars of the 1988 movie Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. She was also a muse to Jean Paul Gaultier and Thierry Mugler. But, she’s still wearing three round loaves of, um, Calabrese (maybe?) stacked on her head.
Those loaves also look like a poop emoji:
Sure, if you’re wearing a hat of bread (the new bread bowl, perhaps?), then you probably aren’t too concerned with what it looks like. But we mustn’t forget the lesson learned from this sartorial outing: three stacked loaves, diminishing in circumference the higher they get, will inevitably look like a number two. Sucks, but that’s just the way of the world. Everybody poops.