During any other administration in the history of the United States, finding out the President had an affair with an adult entertainer would be big news, possibly even enough of a scandal to bring down the administration. In 2018, it’s just another headline on top of a pile of increasingly chaotic news stories circling the White House. At least we can be thankful that Stormy Daniels, the adult entertainer in this scenario, has an entertaining Twitter.
Unfortunately, Stormy’s time with the President didn’t end in the POTUS learning the basics of how to run an engaging social media account, but her recent lawsuit against Donald Trump may help get the politician impeached, so there’s always that silver lining.
Daniels is currently suing Trump to get out of a non-disclosure contract she signed in 2016, which states that Daniels was to deny a 2006 affair with the now-President. Daniels was given $130,000 in hush money, but in January 2018, the story about the pair’s extra-marital affair broke. Daniels is now trying to discredit the NDA so that she can discuss her affair with the President and, shocker of shockers, she may win, because Trump reportedly never signed the NDA himself. Prayer circle for America.
Daniels is the latest celebrity to take on the Donald, finding support from other anti-Trump constituents like Kathy Griffin, who was put under an FBI investigation for most of 2017 after posing with a fake severed Trump head. Griffin recently donated to Daniels’ legal fund account to help the adult film star proceed with her lawsuit against Trump. Have we lost count yet of how many ways Trump has united women? This has got to be in the thousands.
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) March 20, 2018
Another thing Griffin and Daniels have in common? They’re really funny. Of course, we expect this from Griffin, one of the great comedians of her time. But Daniels’ Twitter account is, well, awesome. Admittedly, we don’t follow a lot of adult entertainers, but we may start.
*Warning: many of the tweets include material that some readers may find offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.
If you’re wondering whether Trump was a bully before he was president, apparently the answer is yes.
Just to be clear, the Donald was married, not the Stormy.
It’s true, everyone likes kindergarten teachers.
Isn’t it fun being a woman?
Yeah, shouldn’t the President of the United States be held accountable for, well, anything at this point?
No really, what is that?