Student allegedly had sex with sheep because he was stressed
Nothing shakes off those exam stresses quite like a little bestiality. A California university student made the discovery after hearing “weird noises” coming from a barn on campus and went to check it out. And what a mistake that turned out to be. The culprit, who was also a student at Fresno State University, told police his alleged sex act was the result of exam stress. Baaahd move.
German DJs get temporary boobs in bizarre experiment
They’re fake, and they’re spectacular. German radio DJ duo John and Rasheed apparently wanted to know what it felt like to have breasts, and so they had a saline solution injected into their chests until they actually grew a pair. The result? They called bras “torture” and said they understood how crazy it felt to have people staring at their breasts all the time. They disappeared after about 48 hours.
UK’s first ‘poo bus’ hits the road
All aboard the stink train! A new 40-seat “Bio-Bus” in Britain runs entirely on human and food waste, but it needs a lot of it. It can travel up to 300km on one tank of gas, which requires the annual waste of about five people to produce. Right now the bus runs between the city of Bath, U.K. and Bristol Airport. But seriously, what a huge pile of crap.
Armed with knife, naked Wisconsin man barricades himself in Walgreens
That’ll show ’em. When a naked man with a knife walked into the drug store in La Crosse, an employee decided it was a good idea to call the police. When the officers arrived, the man ran off and barricaded himself in a back room as customers and staff escaped. The standoff eventually ended when the man surrendered. No injuries were reported, and the store re-opened later that same day.
Couple Having Sex In Car Too ‘Caught Up’ In Moment To Notice Traffic Jam They Caused: Cops
Trust us, there’s no happy ending in this story. Police in Oregon received a call saying people were having sex in a car and that motorists were stopping to watch. The officers who responded to the call found the couple “still actively engaged.” The pair then told police they were too, well, distracted to realize they had inadvertently caused a traffic jam. He should’ve pulled out of there while they had the chance.