‘Place your keys, wallet and cell phone in the plastic cesspit.’
For when you just have to shop on the go.
Pack some patience.
When pigs fly, you say?
And the issue is dividing the country once again.
And nope, it’s not Pearson International.
Not every visit to the airport has to be a living hell.
Unless you want it thrown in the air like they just don’t care.
Screaming baby just woke you up from your pre-boarding nap? There’s an airport dog for that.