Don’t toss ’em just yet.
The way to our hearts is through our pet’s stomach.
She’s gonna fly like a bird through the night.
You’ll be hanging onto the edge of your seat.
Step aside, happy couple.
Cue Jaws music.
‘Dad never has to pick up dog poop. Ever.’
Don’t be s-s-scared.
Even they aren’t entirely sure what to expect down there.
*Cue Jaws music*