Don’t worry, they won’t bite.
You’ll start freaking out and admit that the machines are coming for us.
“Don’t worry, I’ve seen it done on TV plenty of times.”
Move over poinsettia, there’s a new Christmas plant in town.
Feel good about what you’re eating.
And it has nothing to do with their milk.
It’s also $1260.
Yet another customer service nightmare.
New restrictions will begin in October.
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