Cat-lovers have been waiting for this moment all their lives.
We’re only telling you because we love your teeth.
Today in sad but gross news…
Urine trouble now!
They’re just like people at the buffet who can inhale 20 spring rolls per minute.
Yes, this stuff is real. Yes, people really eat it. No, we never, ever want to.
We’re sorry to be the ones to tell you.
In her defense, this does seem pretty gross.
We’d rather die alone than walk down the aisle wearing any of these monstrosities.
We apologize in advance.