Don’t hold your breath, ladies.
Fatherhood has only sharpened his game.
All you other dads had better step up your game!
Turns out women aren’t the only ones who can gain weight after having kids.
Because you probably haven’t picked something out yet, right?
Hey, girl, this is not the Gos we’ve come to know and lust after.
Sorry, everyone, but “Closing Time” is not about your night coming to an end.
*We know he’s not the richest man alive. Work with us here.